Enough with the Acronyms

“RMP-PSM” is quite a gem, most feared it would be a pain

Until, that is, on Monday morn’, we all met Terry Cain

Would he teach with good results? We’ll see. Would we retain that of which he spoke?

Could we stay awake. How much can one take? The Feds say “This is no pig in a poke”

Reggie, Jeff and NEWLYWED Elly are a bunch of humble overachievers

Allan and JD and the funny one, Robbie area all happy at Unilever

Never a group to say, “We Can’t” they are going to go with ammonia

Growing up big-time at their Tennessee plant, my Aussie friends would tell ‘em, “Good on ya.”

Especially after the Dodge City scene

had a stroke of accidental luck

Skipping Wheel of Fortune for another machine

got Reggie more than $500 bucks

This stuff is no reason to run for the hills, especially in too big a hurry

Ryan Hole is quite fearless at General Mills up in Joplin, Missouri

And Mark Stagg, mark my words, great interest he spurred

With all the partakers believe you me

For he works at Samuel Adams-Boston Beer at their Ohio brewery

Philip Corkills’ good jokes keep ya thinking has a handlebar mustache and confident air

He hails from Sysco-Lincoln and struck us as a guy who is full of “I care.”

More representation from the ice cream giant showed from the Northeast of our nation

In honorable efforts to stay compliant they shipped Stephan here for the duration

He must ensure they remember LIFE IS GOOD and things never get too hairy

Like a product called “Chunky Monkey” would from Vermont’s Ben and Jerry’s

JBS-USA in Minnesota, eh? Gave us R.G. so he could learn more

A character type you don’t find everyday his opinions did not leave us bored

David had hair that put mine to shame, though it’s whom he works for he’s no Butterball

An experienced dude, who is good at the game, to replace him’s an order quite tall

Me? Sandy says I’m the family gypsy, my old GCCC friends say I look like a hippie

With a motto, my mantra, “It’s all about love” the descriptions fit just like a glove

And we heard many times, “Etc…like that.” So once more it bears repeating, AGAIN

Redundancy rules, based on where you are at, which currently’s the great Kansas Plains

We have covered the safety topic

because without it lives end up in tatters

It makes a winter’s chill feel like the tropics

and PSM functionality matters

So when the meteor hits the high pressure receiver

The doubters will convert to believers

So my parting words,

as Tiny Tim said

are “Bless us everyone”

And that it never be heard

at your plant someone’s dead

because our work will be properly done

I know, I know, I know, I know…this poem should have been already finished

But sometimes, YOU KNOW, that is just how it goes

and I think lest the point be diminished

I must mention a marriage

a white knight and a carriage

That took place just weeks back, count ‘em three

For the glowing but ring deprived Elly

Twenty plus days that seemed to pass all to soon

I just have to say to keep it on track

PSM’s not the best honeymoon